10 Ways to Spice Up This Year's Thanksgiving

   

1. Tell your entire extended family that the theme is the "First

Thanksgiving." When someone shows up dressed as a pilgrim and not
 an Indian accuse them of being a racist.

2. Turn this year's pot luck...into a "POT" luck. Not only will
everyone be hungry, they will be quieter which allows for less painful
discussion.

3. Pumpkin pie someone in the face. Preferably who will cry the most.

4. Start drinking games at the dinner table, ie: "Never Have I Ever". Find
out that your parents have done more scandalous things than you have
ever imagined doing yourself!

5. Lock all the bathroom doors. Make it a true thanksgiving like the
pilgrims had.

6. Casually bring up how the pilgrims mistreated the Indians by killing them and unlawfully taking their land. Refuse to eat as a statement.

7. Secretly put X lax into the dish you hate the most. Sit back and laugh while everyone runs to the nearest bathroom.

8. Start a food fight- however, establish a rule of only turkey legs allowed. Watch as everyone battles to the death.

9. Bring your resume and pass it out to all your relatives and friends. In this economy, every holiday is now a chance to network.

10. Sharpen every knife you have in the house before dinner in front of all guests (including Swiss and butter knives). Tell everyone its necessary in order to carve the turkey with precision.